some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

When people say that homosexuality is too hard for kids to understand, I lol.

mira-of-sassgard:

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”

Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.

(via loveee-kills)

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

(via loveee-kills)

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

(Source: plantkitten, via loveee-kills)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via loveee-kills)