shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

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kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

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catholicnun:

when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

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some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine

When people say that homosexuality is too hard for kids to understand, I lol.

mira-of-sassgard:

It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”

Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.

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the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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